The Bloody Chamber – Angela Carter
You know the story of Bluebeard, right? When he isn’t looking, his innocent new wife stumbles into the one room in their house he keeps locked – his make-shift tomb, filled with the bodies of his murdered lovers.
Moral of the story: If your new husband has a locked room in his house/ship that he’s weirdly evasive about, run away.
John Dies @ the End – David Wong
I know I’ve mentioned this one before. But it’s one of my favourite books ever. It makes sense that it would come up a lot.
You should not have touched this book with your bare hands.
No, don’t put it down. It’s too late.
They’re watching you.
My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you’ll read on those pages, about the sauce, about Korrock, about the invasion, and the future. But it’s too late. You touched the book. You’re in the game. You’re under the eye.
The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.’
This was a random bookshop find for me. You get why I had to buy it, right?
This Book is Made of Spiders – David Wong
‘Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living inside your skull. This is not a metaphor.
You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection – the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate scepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like.’
Frankenstein – Mary Shelley
This book is a manifestation of all the Victorian fears around scientific and technological progress. Mary Shelley wants us to consider the idea that someone, somewhere has probably built a man from the parts of various dead men, and that he’s feeling pretty murderous about it.
Lot No. 249 – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
A student at Oxford University reanimates an ancient Egyptian mummy. It runs around the city murdering anyone it can get its hands on.
This story serves to answer the question we’ve all wondered: What are the weird noises we can hear in the flat upstairs? A reanimated ancient Egyptian mummy, of course.
Lord Arthur Savile’s Crime – Oscar Wilde
During a dinner party at a friend’s house, Lord Arthur is informed by a famed psychic that it is his destiny to become a murderer. Lord Arthur is horrified by the revelation, and resolves to get the awful deed out of the way as soon as possible in order than he can marry the woman he loves (it is not right, in his mind, to marry before so horrible but inevitable a task is completed). As such he sets about attempting to commit a murder. However, killing someone is not as simple a business as he would have imagined.
Until it is.
One night on his way home from work, Arthur sees the psychic who caused him all these problems leaning on a bridge, staring down into the water. One quick push later, Arthur has achieved his task and is now free to marry his girlfriend, Sybil.
Dracula – Bram Stoker
A vampire invades London, frightening its men and corrupting the innocence of its good 19th century ladies.
Reading this book you can’t help but wonder if Bram Stoker’s real fear isn’t the monster he describes, but instead the possibility of female sexuality. When one of the female characters turns into a vampire she becomes an overtly sexual being. The men’s reaction? Cut her head off.
Grasshopper Jungle – Andrew Smith
‘In the small town of Ealing, Iowa, Austin and his best friend Robby have accidentally unleashed an unstoppable army. An army of horny, hungry, six-foot-tall praying mantises that only want to do two things.
This is the truth. This is history.
It’s the end of the world.
And nobody knows anything about it.’
Warm Bodies – Isaac Marion
In this book a zombie falls in love with a girl and gradually starts become human again. It’s one of the only zombie-related stories I have ever read.
It’s in this list because cute romance or not, the zombie apocalypse terrifies me. I have decided that were it to happen, I would rather go early. I would rather be a happy brainless zombie than live in that world as a human. This fatalistic attitude may have sprung from the fact that I live right down the road from a graveyard, so if the zombie apocalypse were to go down, I would be totally screwed.
The Name of the Star – Maureen Johnson
This book is about ghosts. Specifically, the ghost of Jack the Ripper. You can imagine what he must be up to. It’s the job of Rory and her gang of ghost hunters to bring the murderer down. Hopefully for good, this time.
8 thoughts on “Top Ten Tuesday: Halloween Special”
What a great list. John dies @ the end really got me. I need to check out this book! Grasshoper Jungle has been on my TBR for a while now, but I’m not sure if I will read it, it sounded kind of…weird? I don’t know, haha! 🙂
Both the David Wong books are so great. When I was writing this post I figured I needn’t bother with my own blurb because what’s already on there is so great. It’s truly weird fiction, but he writes so well it all works perfectly.
I totally know what you mean about Grasshopper Jungle. It sounds like the story couldn’t possibly work but… it does? Somehow? Austin and Robbie and both such engaging characters. They make it so that Andrew Smith can get away with a lot of weirdness.
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Well, it’s SO weird that it makes me want to know more, so that’s good, haha, nothing more is needed :p
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I love Oscar Wilde but I haven’t read Lord Arthur Savile’s Crime! It sounds like it shares some common themes with The Picture of Dorian Gray, which I love, so I’ll try to get around to reading it soon! It also sounds partly comedic?…
It’s a really funny story. I love gothic fiction. This book came from a collection of 19th century fiction I had to study for a class a couple years ago. The stories are great. Victorians were weird people.
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I have The Complete Works of Oscar Wilde, so hopefully I can find Lord Arthur Savile’s Crime in there. (Otherwise I’ll send a strongly worded email to the publisher about how complete the Complete Works of Oscar Wilde is)
Even the covers of This Book Is Full Of Spiders is giving me MAJOR creeps oh my goodness! I don’t think I could handle actually holding it- I would be imagining crawling things on my skin all day!